bet you couldn't guess this, but i am a demon! a low level one, but still a demon, okay? not everyone is a huge demon with giant horns and skyline obscuring wings. anyways, haha. don't worry, i won't hurt anybody! unlike that... one time... that was an accident, okay. heh. well. come ask me questions, volunteer for a prank, or just talk to me a bit, whatever!
[[ Will be NSFW. No noncon for fuck's sake. ]]
well… we could hang out? maybe? if that’s okay.
Hang out?
Well, I’m willing to do that if you think it would help you. Only problem is that I’m a little bit socially uncomfortable in face-to-face situations.
So as long as you can bear with a stammering mutant that struggles to keep eye contact, then yeah. I’d be happy to hang out with you, John.
hey… td. don’t worry.
i’m basically a mutant too.
it’s okay.
i’m… okay. readjusting to things.
Readjusting? How do you mean?
Everything going okay, bro?
i just… i’m fine. a big part of my life just turned out to be all in my head.
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Ahahahahh, ahah, oh jeez, I didn’t expect you guys to drop in. But I’m glad you did because WOW it’s lonely as shit on my blog.
Nice to meet you all! I’m TD!
hi td! i’m john.
get your shit together tumblr this is ridonkulous
sup guys sorry you came at the time of depressed angsty clove
oh.
missed that.
hi!
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you have tails?two.
thin.
tearable.
fragile tails.
ouch. i’ll keep that in mind if i ever meet you face to face.
thanks!
like, seriously.
one person has permission.
period.
‘course! it’s only polite after all.
a one (1) mr. dave, i’m assuming?
of course.
insert happy, swooning sigh here.
hahaha you’re adorable. just a big ol’ sappy demon, aren’t you? or at least, when it comes to him.
he’s my flame! i just can’t help being sappy.
anyone else, though.
you have tails?two.
thin.
tearable.
fragile tails.
ouch. i’ll keep that in mind if i ever meet you face to face.
thanks!
like, seriously.
one person has permission.
period.
‘course! it’s only polite after all.
a one (1) mr. dave, i’m assuming?
of course.
insert happy, swooning sigh here.
you have tails?two.
thin.
tearable.
fragile tails.
ouch. i’ll keep that in mind if i ever meet you face to face.
thanks!
like, seriously.
one person has permission.
period.
awww. that sounds nice. one day i WILL have big wings. :|
iiii’m gonna regret this.
i can swim in lava! and bathe in fire. life is good! and you’re welcome.
i believe in ya!
nah, i wouldn’t hurt anyone, if that’s what you’re worried about.
oh man that sounds really cool OUO but i think i prefer water, i like blue, heehee.
nkay i’m going to bed. night night!
yeah, okay. that just. hurts.
blue’s okay. i lean more towards red.
night!
how could i not john
its always gonna be a thing
consider this your tradeoff for not denying my fondness for your dick
but it’s a nice dick!
and your purring is nice
tada we are even as even can be
augh.
you total ass.
whatever.
it is though im not just teasing you
i like watching you act the way you do when you purr
its adorable
it’s… it’s stupid! i can’t think or breathe or focus.
it’s all on more petting, more contact.
i sleep! with dave. or in fire. earth is cold, okay?
why does everyone assume salt? it’s water, okay?
…shit.
oooh you get to sleep with dave? lucky. dave’s are cozy. i liked cuddlin’ with…well i can’t really say he’s mine, but he’s one of the daves i know better.
haaahahahahahah i win!
nah but it’s because of a show called supernatural, if you line openings like doors and windows with salt, they can’t get in/out supposedly.
so water, yea? what so you’re wicked witch of the east/west? i can’t remember which one melts, forgive my memory.
if you like human cuddles, try adding a couple big, feathery wings.
pfft, no. i just need permission to work magic in a claimed area.
yeah. water. not melts, burns. like fire for everyone else. also, the west! east got crushed.
i actually have had the pleasure of doing that once. they were temporary though. i had big macaw wings once too, i miss those.
i see i see, learning all sorts of stuff today.
ouch. i’d hate that, i love swimming, and baths, and generally just watery fun. ah ok thank ya, would’ve bugged me for a while.
awww. that sounds nice. one day i WILL have big wings. :|
iiii’m gonna regret this.
i can swim in lava! and bathe in fire. life is good! and you’re welcome.
